OII! LISTEN UP, WHOEVER ELSE IS IN THIS STUPID CITY!
[Hello, Discedo! Enjoying your peace? Well, hope you hadn't gotten too used to it yet, at least. The video's clicked on to show Sunohara pointing dramatically, looking otherwise completely serious; the feed itself shaking slightly.]
DON'T DRINK THE WATER!! IT'S LACED WITH DRUGS!
━I know this because it told me so! [More pointing!] It's like a "bad trip"! You won't see anymore talking cats, or girls that can fight riding giant chickens, or have anymore shrimp trying to fight you! Don't eat the food either, because it's in there too!...
[He sways slightly, but keeps it up.]
Once the hallucinations stop, the exit appears! It's when you have to defeat all the ugly gang enemies for the next door to be unlocked, so you can go on to save your damsel-chan. I'd always win those games, so this is no wonder! And... if anymore of your stupid hallucinations try to lie to me, I wo━
[A pause. He wavers again.]
Heh... No wonder.. that freaking guy told me that... 'Ch! You're lucky I told you for free. I'll make sure to━...
[Thwump. He falls over; the communicator going with him and the feed shutting off.]
(ooc: responses will be icly delayed by about five minutes.)